What is the difference between secretary private secretary

1-What is the difference between secretary  private secretary
Ans: secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR  private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR


2-Ek larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hainDarzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain

3-AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her, at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,  at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girls bathroom and touch her every where he likes
A:Lifebouy


4-A sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop A customer GIRL asks: underwear dikhana
Sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha‪


5-Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain
Student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay